Guys, let’s have fun with our getting-not-so-fun-neighbour, Malaysia.
If Malaysia wants to get a barter after sending their two lethal bombers, Azahari Husin and Noor Din Mat Top, who have been ruining Indonesia with their fully-hatred bomb attacks since 2002, they can always take them back. Period! Coz, we, Indonesians, would never approve to replace those two terrorists with our heavenly beautiful Pendet Dance :D
And no, either Ibu Siti Hadjar, the abused migrant worker by her Malaysian boss, or even Cik Puan Manohara Pinot the estranged wife of Kelantan “allegedly sadistic” Prince, never deserves to be an equal trade with those two terrorists! Never!
I mean, come on…, guys!
At first I think Malaysia just hate our haze from Kalimantan’s forest fire a lot that made them doing some trick to tickle us. Yup, I do also realize that today Malaysia is much richer than my country, a place used to be called as their “Big Brother”. As a “new” emerging and don’t ever forget, richer, nation, it seems that they really really like to show off their power in buying things to us here.
Well, they did successfully bought those expensive lawyers or international consultants, dunno for sure, that granted them Sipadan and Ligitan islands from Indonesian shore about five years ago. And Indonesia, this big but still ailing nation, seems to learn the hardest lesson because lately our Ambalat seashore is going to be Malaysian new target.
Unfortunately, the list keeps going on. Malaysian “richy new kid on the block” Tourist Association made that juicy ad of Visiting Malaysia with Indonesian contents, from Rasa Sayange song, Ponorogo’s Reog dragon dance, Sundanese’s Angklung bamboo music, Javanese wayang kulit puppet show, and lately, Balinese Pendet Dance, ha-ha…!
Yeah, Baby, money talks. Armed with the big buck, their national tourist agency seems to eye Thailand’s (the South East Asia’s most famous Tourist destination today) domination to lure its segmented tourists to also visit Malaysia. Actually this has nothing to do with Indonesia, right? Coz, thanks to NoorDin Mat Top and Azahari’s idea to Bali bombing in 2002, Indonesia is still in wounds in international tourism . (And I am not even mentioning the odd Visit-Jakarta- ad on TV lately. My Dear Good God, what is WRONG with Pak Foke, eh? I don’t even dare to take a second look at that “I am going to Jakarta, I am going fishing, I am going golfing, yeahhh” silly ad…, ouch ouch ouch!)
Money talks, Honey, and it seems that the rich is always winning. But, hey, you simply can’t win them all. That is a sunnatullah, a god’s rule, right?
But, seriously, if my Malaysian friends, like the sharp-tongued Miss Ummuhani Abu Hasan, still really like Indonesian culture that much, let me give you an option, how about joining us as Indonesian province number 34? Then you can surely claim those zillion Indonesian arts that we, sometimes, neglected (not because we don’t care, Darling, it is just because we still work hard simply to make ends meet). Oh, and we can use your new status as rich rich rich people to do a more proper idea of yours to buy the copyright of those arts internationally, coz it all was invented here, in Indonesia by Indonesians. So, your money will do you good and proper thing!
How about that, Dude? I knowwww, you would like it, hah hah!
Photos:
(l-r)The controversial ad with Javanese Wayang and Balinese Pendet, Manohara Odelia Pinot the former Cik Puan Tumenggong Manohara of Kelantan Palace, Abused Siti Hadjar released from Malaysian Hospital and her face before her Malaysian nightmares, Malaysian noted artist Ummuhanni Abu Hasan who said to Metro TV that it is okay for Malaysia to use Indonesian arts.
udah diterjemahin nih, VERSI BASA BETAWI, ada di comment nomer satu yak 
Atas permintaan seorang pembaca setia, berikut ini terjemahannya dalam Versi Betawi Bojongkiyut:
Gantian ah, pengen juga ngerjain tetangga jiran kita, Malaysia. yang belakangan makin gak seru aja kelakuannya.
Jadi, kalo Malaysia ternyata cuman pingin barteran karena udah ngeekspor duo bombernya, si Azahari dan Noordin Mat Top yang udah ngacak-acak kedamaian negara kita sejak 2002 itu, ya jelas kita tolak mentah-mentah lah. Malaysia cukup dipersilakan dengan sangat untuk ngajakin pulang itu Noordin pengacau yang masih gentayangan di mari. Soalnya, kita, orang Indonesia gak pernah sudi lah membarter dua pecundang itu, apalagi buat dituker sama tarian luarbiasa kita yang namanya Pendet!
Barter sama mulangin ibu Siti Hajar, TKW yang jadi korban kesadisan majikan Malaysianya, atau juga Cik Puan Manohara Pinot pun juga gak akan pernah layak untuk disejajarkan sama kelakuan dua teroris sialan itu!
Cape dehhh!
Kirain, tadinya tuh orang sono ini cuman bete aja sama kiriman asep kita setiap musim kemarau makanya mulai ngejailin, bikin ulah sama kita. Apalagi kan, kita sama-sama tau lah, Malaysia sekarang ini lagi jadi OKB, lagi jauh lebih tajir ketimbang negara kita yang dulu dianggap “sodara tuwa”nya ini. Namanya juga OKB, maklumin aja kalo rada lasak, pengennya pamer sana sini mulu.
Gitu deh, berkat dana yang wah, mereka sukses tuh biayai operasi pencaplokan tanpa dar der dor untuk memenangkan pulau Sipadan dan Ligitan dengan bergerilya membangun ini itu yang tentunya atas konsultansi tingkat tinggi sama para lawyer kelas dunia. Kalo lengah, kita bakalan kena tepu lagi nih soal Ambalat yang sekarang lagi jadi inceran mereka.
Sialnya, daftar tepu-tepunya ini kok kagak brenti yak? Badan Pariwisata Malaysia yang duitnya kagak ada nomernya itu, misalnya, lagi gila-gilaan bikin iklan supermahal disana sini. Gilanya pula, iklan-iklan itu isinya kok caplokan budaya kita melulu. Dari lagu Ambon Rasa Sayange, Reog Ponorogo, musik Angklung Kang Udjo, sampe yang terbaru ini; wayang kulit dan tari Pendet, set dahhhh!
Iya sih, semua juga UUD, ujung-ujungnye duit! Kantong tebel yang diinvestasikan di iklan-iklan mereka itu sebenarnya kan cuman dipakai umpan buat ngincer turis manca yang selama ini lebih cenderung pakansi ke Muangthai, supaya juga melancong ke Malaysia. Jadi ya sebenernya emang Malaysia itu gak terlalu perduli dan nganggep sama kita loh! Lagian, pariwisata kita kan emang masih dalam masa pemulihan setelah bolak balik dijajah bomnya si Noordin teroris itu. (Padahal pulak, gw tuh nggak sampe hati loh ngebandingin ke iklannya Visit Jakarta 2009 yang gubrakkkk….itu. Jujur aja, gak tega Cuy kalo mesti ngeliat iklannya yang segitu ala kadarnya itu, tau kan? Yang ada bule lagi nerima telpon sambil packing kopernya yang kayak tasnya Doraemon dan bilang “Yeah I am going to Jakarta, I am going fishing, I am going golfing, Yeah” yang kagak nahan itu cupunya!)
Yah, ade harge ade rupe, Cuy iklan Visit Jakarta emang luar biasa cupunya dibanding iklan mereka. Tapi, tenang aje, duit juga gak bakal bisa buat beli semuanya kok, begitu kan kata Wak Ustad Sanusi? Hehehe…nerjemahinnya kejauhan nih
Tapi beneran nih, kalo temen-temen kite di Malaysia emang segitu ngebetnya buat bisa munyain juga seni Indonesia yang emang adiluhung luarbiasa ini, beres Cuy, nih, ada ide bagus, kenapa Malaysia nggak sekalian aja ngelamar jadi propinsi kita yang ke 34 ato 43, terserah deh mo pake nomer brapanya! Nah, dengan begitu, Malaysia kan gak perlu susah-susah lagi nyolongin budaya jirannya yang berlimpah ruah ini, walo pun kadang-kadang emang kagak sempet kite urusin. (Catettt, bukannya kita gak mau ngurus Brur, tapiiii, namanya orang susah, dana kita abis buat ngasih DPT eh BLT mulu nih, dana menyantuni seni jadi rada keteteran dehhh.)
Nah, kalo Malaysia mau jadi propinsi termudanya Indonesia, kan bagus tuh, duit OKBnya yang berlimpah-limpah itu tetep bisa kok buat dipakai nerusin ide mereka yang katanya mau bikin hak paten dari batik sampai Bahasa Indonesia. Kasi dahhhh. Selain itu, jangan lupa, duit OKBnya kan jadi digunakan di jalan yang benar tuh namanya, wakakakakkkk!
I think Malaysian loves Indonesia so much in an arrogance way and stupid way ……
Dan tidak berperikebudayaan,
Ora mbudaya blash!
RITA: Hi BK’s Mom, di sini lagi rame ni, ora mekakat tenan iki tonggomu
kayaknya memang Malaysia lebih sigap dari Indonesia, buktinya malaysia seolah tanpa malu mengakui apa saja yang dipunyai bangsa ini, malah kalau kita teliti wilayah bangsa ini sedikit demi sedikit digerogoti ma negeri tetangga ini. yang jadi kelemahan mendasar kita adalah kurangnya jiwa nasionalisme hingga kurang perduli dengan apa yang kita punya. ngerasa gak?
Iklan Gratis
Hidup Indonesia…
hehehe.. rita bisa aja. malaysia jadi provinsi RI ke sekian buat gantiin timtim ya…
bgs jg, jd ga ada lg pendatang haram…
@ Iklan Gratis : kita memang harus mengakui itu
@ auLia :
@ mbak Sima : hehe, it was just me and my big mouth, mbak, nothing serious, simply a post in august, the best month to be patriotic